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PostSubject: Post Your Jowk Here!   Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:48 am

TITLE: Paalam sweetheart

Babae: sweetheart akoy hindi na mag-tatagal pa. Mayron sana akong sabihin sayo.

Lalaki: Ano yun sweetheart?

Babae: Gusto kong mag-asawa ka ulit ha! Para naman hindi mo na pag-tiyagaan ang katulong natin.

Lalaki: Nheeeee! Alam mo pala? lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:33 am

Nagpunta si Erap sa Mindanao upang makipag-usap sa mga NPA

Erap:Itigil na ang gyera....dapat magkaroon ng ceasefire..

NPA:Hindi kami makikipagnegosasyon hanggat hindi mo naiispell ang CEASEFIRE

Erap:(napakamot ng ulo)Sige...ituloy ang gyera....


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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:38 am

FVR: Erap, may gift ako sayo from India....
10 feet na snake...

Erap: Ows! Niloloko mo ba ako!? Di ako ganon
katanga...wala namang feet ang snake noh!
Gagong Toh!



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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:45 am

Juan:0y,ano yan?Pinya?
Pahingi nman.

Pedro:Pahingi? Nsaan ka
nung ngbu2ngkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw?Nasaan ka nung ngtatanim ako hbang kumukulog, kumikidlat at
bumubuhos ang ulan?Nsaan ka nung oras na ng-aani ako na ngkalat ang mraming ahas sa daanan ko, nung naghihirap ako sa pgpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka?

Juan:Nakulong ksi ako noon! Nkaptay ako ng madamot!

Pedro:gnun ba?
Kuha ka na, khit ilan!
May langka pa dun!:]

>nyahahahaa.
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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:02 am

GUNgangerz wrote:
Juan:0y,ano yan?Pinya?
Pahingi nman.

Pedro:Pahingi? Nsaan ka
nung ngbu2ngkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw?Nasaan ka nung ngtatanim ako hbang kumukulog, kumikidlat at
bumubuhos ang ulan?Nsaan ka nung oras na ng-aani ako na ngkalat ang mraming ahas sa daanan ko, nung naghihirap ako sa pgpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka?

Juan:Nakulong ksi ako noon! Nkaptay ako ng madamot!

Pedro:gnun ba?
Kuha ka na, khit ilan!
May langka pa dun!:]

>nyahahahaa.


ngayo q b What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:09 am

BISAYA UG ILONGGO nag pahambugay!

BISAYA: TO! KUNG MUADTO KUG MANILA SA PAPAK LANG KO SA EROPLANO
MUSAKAY,,,
ILONGGO: YOTA EH!
BISAYA: WALA DIAY KA KITA NAKO GANINA??
ILONGGO: NANO PAGKAKITA KO SA IMO NGA GA ASWAT KO KA BULDOSIR!
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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:16 pm

Aljer wrote:
Nagpunta si Erap sa Mindanao upang makipag-usap sa mga NPA

Erap:Itigil na ang gyera....dapat magkaroon ng ceasefire..

NPA:Hindi kami makikipagnegosasyon hanggat hindi mo naiispell ang CEASEFIRE

Erap:(napakamot ng ulo)Sige...ituloy ang gyera....


lol!
Kay Frendoque man ni jowk...
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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:17 pm

DukeMM wrote:
GUNgangerz wrote:
Juan:0y,ano yan?Pinya?
Pahingi nman.

Pedro:Pahingi? Nsaan ka
nung ngbu2ngkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw?Nasaan ka nung ngtatanim ako hbang kumukulog, kumikidlat at
bumubuhos ang ulan?Nsaan ka nung oras na ng-aani ako na ngkalat ang mraming ahas sa daanan ko, nung naghihirap ako sa pgpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka?

Juan:Nakulong ksi ako noon! Nkaptay ako ng madamot!

Pedro:gnun ba?
Kuha ka na, khit ilan!
May langka pa dun!:]

>nyahahahaa.


ngayo q b What a Face
ahahaha nc...
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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:52 am

Nanay and anak


Nanay:anak?

Anak:bakit po nay?

Nanay:mag bihis ka?

Anak:bakit nay san bah tau pupunta

Nanay:bibinta na kita....

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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:53 am

trip lng

But ang pusa pag 2matakbo lingon nang lingon sa likoran

Ksi walan sidemirror.... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:41 am

PUNKIST wrote:
Nanay and anak


Nanay:anak?

Anak:bakit po nay?

Nanay:mag bihis ka?

Anak:bakit nay san bah tau pupunta

Nanay:bibinta na kita....

Akin to ah. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:24 am

kung maligo kmo anu una basa sa inyu? Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:43 pm

syempre ang hair. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:46 am

ang mala ah! Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:58 am

ang mala man?
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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:52 am

Juan & Pedro Exclamation

Juan:Tol Pedro labas tayo.
Pedro:San tayo pu2nta?
Juan:SM tayo dun dayo kakain sa!
Pedro:cge2 sasabihin q lng missis q
Juan:sandali lng,sa Restaurant nalang tayo.
Pedro:san ba talaga tayo kakain?
Juan:eydi sa Plato..




ehehehe cherry Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:25 am

Passenger taps taxi driver's shoulder...
WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! screamed the driver...

Passenger: bakit ka sumigaw?

Driver: sorry bossing bago lang kasi ako sa taxi. 25 years po kasi ako
driver ng funeraria.

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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:17 am

si boyet damu gd na bal an.. ari oh sabta b

repeat..the question of june

kung maligo ka ano una ma basa cmu?
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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:27 am

ari pa gin tiro ko ang bird nahulog. nga a nahulog siya? Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:23 am

JuneDalLe wrote:
ari pa gin tiro ko ang bird nahulog. nga a nahulog siya? Laughing
kay na igo man! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:25 am

singleshot wrote:
si boyet damu gd na bal an.. ari oh sabta b

repeat..the question of june

kung maligo ka ano una ma basa cmu?
ang mala eh.ano paktan noh? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:01 am

Aljer wrote:
singleshot wrote:
si boyet damu gd na bal an.. ari oh sabta b

repeat..the question of june

kung maligo ka ano una ma basa cmu?
ang mala eh.ano paktan noh? Laughing
gn sabat ko na to moh sows haha !

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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:01 am

Aljer wrote:
JuneDalLe wrote:
ari pa gin tiro ko ang bird nahulog. nga a nahulog siya? Laughing
kay na igo man! Laughing
sala.

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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:24 pm

JuneDalLe wrote:
Aljer wrote:
singleshot wrote:
si boyet damu gd na bal an.. ari oh sabta b

repeat..the question of june

kung maligo ka ano una ma basa cmu?
ang mala eh.ano paktan noh? Laughing
gn sabat ko na to moh sows haha !
hahaha may gin pamangkot ko bala mo.
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PostSubject: Re: Post Your Jowk Here!   Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:25 pm

JuneDalLe wrote:
Aljer wrote:
JuneDalLe wrote:
ari pa gin tiro ko ang bird nahulog. nga a nahulog siya? Laughing
kay na igo man! Laughing
sala.
ano man gali?
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